happiness

happiness
1. (happiness) (1011↑, 209↓)
A small metal hinged box with pointy edges, rapped with barbed-wire and hidden in a dark room full of electric eels, razorblades, piles of salt crystals with fans behind them and random pools of lemon juice.

I heard Bob died looking for happiness.

Author: Brendan Merriman http://happiness.urbanup.com/688233
2. (happiness) (756↑, 114↓)
happiness is like peeing in your pants. everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth.

I am happy and everyone can see it but only I can feel the warmth :)

Author: \happiness\happiness\happiness http://happiness.urbanup.com/1365023
3. (Happiness) (325↑, 97↓)
Happiness, the greatest gift that I possess.

Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect; it just means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections.

4. (happiness) (261↑, 59↓)
happiness...is everything. Happiness isnt based on money and sometimes not even on what you're doing. Its about who your with. its about living with no regrets And realising that a bad thing will last a few months, so who cares if he doesnt ask you out? who cares what your parents catch doing with the one who does? and who cares what anyone says about you. Happiness is taking a risk and it pays off and even if it doesnt another oppurtunity presents itself. happiness is staying up all night with your frends. happiness is water fights on late summer evenings. happiness is love....lust only gives moments of happiness to the fact you cant believe you have that person...love leaves you eternally in wonder of how you ended up feeling so right. happiness is being with your friends and wearing crazy ass hats in public happiness is seeing a familiar face in nevr ending sea of lies. happiness is no homework happiness is having tickle fights with the one you love happiness is lying in the sun looking at the clouds happiness is doing wat you want to do happiness is helping one another happiness if giving all of you no matter how much you recieve in return happiness is being able to speak your mind happiness is knowing you have earnt all the praise you get and being able to say thank you...not going red, studying your shoelaces and bringing yourself down happiness is confidence happiness is working hard for something happiness is being wateva you want and not caring what anyone says...you only get to live once..you will nevr live it down if you're on your deathbed and you realise that you've spent your whole life being what everyone else wanted you to be. living a lie happiness is finding out who you are happiness is coming home and your parents ask you how your day was...evn if u jst grunt back happiness is singing in the shower as loud as you can...i mean showers hav that magical power that means no-one else can hear you...rite? happiness is not being afraid to say someone is hot...it makes u all giggly...saying someone is good looking doesnt neccessarily mean you want them happiness is feeling safe happiness is feeling wanted happiness is feeling at peace with yourself happiness is feeling that someone always has your back happiness is when something isnt funny..but your so happy to see someone that u cant stop smiling happiness is that one thing you can nevr really express to someone...its like a drug, it makes you do crazy things...its make you feel ontop of the world. this made me happy knowing that peopl will read this and feel happy it made me happy because i made a good attempt to describe something that can nevr be completely decribed. happiness is the one thing that keeps you going when you're like the single flowers whose colours hav turned to shades of grey

i cant explain this happiness

5. (Happiness) (285↑, 143↓)
is: a seven second orgasm. a cigarette. winning the lottery. seeing you former bullies become failures at life. eating at White Castle. eating period. Writing you're name in the snow while taking a leak. According to The Beatles, A warm gun. Happiness is just brief moments of bliss.

Check that out\! i actually wrote the "i" in 'brian'.

Author: iwannabeanalcoholic http://happiness.urbanup.com/1101403
6. (happiness) (134↑, 79↓)
a sensation derived from the secretion of endorphins. It can be acheived naturally (exercise, sex, blah blah blah) or artificialy (drugs)

he he he i said penis

7. (happiness) (70↑, 40↓)
no worry,feel safe and comfortable inside you.

what you think about happiness?

8. (Happiness) (40↑, 13↓)
The ideal that all seek but few find.

Did you see how much happiness there was in that movie? It made me want to puke.

9. (happiness) (72↑, 46↓)
not needing escapism of any form

I'm happy as I am, I don't need grog, dope, pokies, TV, material goods, God or continuous orgasms thank you.

10. (happiness) (28↑, 9↓)
A word used for playing the "Penis" game, while around adults.

Example 1: Bob: U wanna play the penis game? Joe: uh,,, sure, just be quiet, theres adults around. Bob: Penis Joe: PENIS Bob: HAPENIS Joe:HAPPINESS LOL

11. (happiness) (78↑, 59↓)
a warm gun

"happiness, is a warm gun"

12. (Happiness) (18↑, 7↓)
It is simply the absence of sadness.

"The war is over. Don't you feel the happiness?"

13. (happiness) (35↑, 25↓)
Something that can only be truly accomplished through being with the one you care for most, and can [love] more than anyone else. A rare feeling, one that has been sought after for many years, but that only a select few ever find. Although it is easy to be led astray by false happiness such as money or power, careful examination and dedicated persistence will guide you to true happiness.

I finally realized that she was right beside me all along, and now that we're together, I've found true happiness at last...

14. (Happiness) (12↑, 3↓)
To be happy

Happiness is only real when shared

15. (Happiness) (8↑, 0↓)
Something you can't live without, but hard to capture in a simple moment. Something that keeps your life going when you desperately need it. Happiness can be all those butterflies in your stomach when you find out someone likes you back, or when you finally finish that final exam. What would we do without it?

Happiness- "Guess what? Johnny likes you, and he's gonna ask you out"

Author: CharlieChristine http://happiness.urbanup.com/4773049
16. (happiness) (11↑, 4↓)
The feeling or sensation that occurs when one recognizes he is making progress forward a worthwhile or survival goal. It occurs at the EXACT instance that the person sees for himself that he is making progress.

I have never had allot of money,and have been working to make money my while life. So when I worn the lottery the happiness I felt was hard to describe.

17. (happiness) (5↑, 0↓)
The feeling when you give the wish of "Happy birthday" to your friend. The feeling when you share happiness.

S:"Happy Birthday To You\!" H:"Thank you. Let's share my birthday cake?" S:"Thanks, sharing happiness with you is my best happiness." ——Present this word to my friend

18. (Happiness) (2↑, 0↓)
A moment of bliss when you have no problems whatsoever

Happiness: 1. Walking into a room and finding a full plate of bacon 2. Enjoying life in general

19. (happiness) (12↑, 10↓)
It is a state of emotion that gives a person a reason to live for at least one moment in their lives. Whatever that might be. It's a subjective emotion that differs from person to person.

"what makes you happy may not be what makes me happy, but we can both be happy together" happiness

20. (Happiness) (1↑, 0↓)
Ignorance and blackout drinking.

I find happiness in a chinese whore or was it a dog.

Author: nuudles on tinychat http://happiness.urbanup.com/6210054
21. (Happiness) (1↑, 0↓)
An emotion that occurs when your significant other is either A) NOT yelling at you. Or B) Making you a sandwich.

Dude, my girl just made me a [sandwich]. My happiness level could not be higher right now.

22. (happiness) (0↑, 0↓)
An illusion between sadness and confusion.

happiness is what we think it to be

23. (happiness) (0↑, 0↓)
unless you are a child protected from what is the horrid thing of reality you know the world is not so happy. by about ten you learn that life sucks unless you happen to be Bill Gates or Seinfeld and the like But you learn that you don't have to be rich or famous to be happy. no it is the little things that make us happy like a smile or a laugh. it is the little things we live for - a bite of candy, a new Angry Birds high score. In the end you know you learn what it is important: It is the little things that matter And the little things are what make us happy. - Derek

1. I found happiness when I found a bunch of free coupons. WOOT

24. (Happiness) (0↑, 0↓)
Dee Fizzy.

Ron; I'm so happy today\! Karl; Like Dee Fizzy? Ron; Yeah dude, he's the meaning of happiness\!

25. (Happiness) (2↑, 2↓)
It's what happens when you burst.

It did not make me happy, exactly, to give birth. In fact, I felt numb and lay, without urgency, in a bath of [flowers] and herbs, afterwards. Numbness is transgressive. Numbness, though it isn't happiness: helps. It helps to burn the hours into days.

Author: Bhanu: A Failed Novelist http://happiness.urbanup.com/5156706
26. (Happiness) (5↑, 5↓)
Giving someone your love even if they don't give you theirs in return.

"Dude that girl just completely ditched me" "Then why are you filled with happiness?" "Because i was able to give her my love even if i didn't receive any in return"

27. (Happiness) (4↑, 4↓)
Happiness can be said in a way that sounds wrong: Ha\! Penis\! \>_\> lol

Girl: [Happiness]\!\! It's sticking out\! Boy: Huh? The boy obviously doesn't get it.

28. (happiness) (13↑, 13↓)
happiness is a state of mind with no external cause, it's a thought and a feeling stemming from one's love, understanding and respect for their own precious existence, inner beauty and worth. As for me, I picture happiness as a crystal clear spring or a river, that flows through me without a begining nor an end... life stretches itself on the banks of that river. No mundane stuff could either increase, or diminish my happiness, since I'm the master of my life and I'm in charge. I like pretty gals, fast cars, delicious meals, nice clothes and this kind of things the planet can offer; I do not like poverty, pain, tears, sadness and this kind of things the planet can offer. Here's the world: it's pleasurable or painful, it's sunny or cloudy, it's happy or not. And here's me: always feeling the pleasure of existence, always sunny, for always happy. Right, I'm in a good mood because I'm happy, not vice versa.

Dude: How could I be happy? I've just lost my true soul mate, I loved her so much\! Now she's not here anymore. Arlecchino: You are. D: I am - what? I'm broke, I've no friends, I'm stupid, I'm sick... A: You ARE. D: I'm miserable. A: If you choose to be. What's the difference between _the_ feeling of being happy and happiness 'itself'? D: None. A: Then be happy. D: Cool. I think I'm getting happier now. How much do I owe you? ;) A: Much less than I owe to God.

29. (Happiness) (0↑, 2↓)
A made up word to describe a persons feeling about life.

Someone says their life is full of happiness when really they get treated like shit and walked on.

30. (happiness) (6↑, 8↓)
A rare and sought-after emotion of warmth and joy. Although it is in huge and ever-growing demand, there has never been an attempt to put a proper market value on it nor has there been any attempt to sell it retail.

"Happiness is my goal."

31. (happiness) (3↑, 6↓)
Exercising may help it.

He felt happiness again after joining cross country.

32. (happiness) (5↑, 8↓)
Just a [Flaming Moe] away.

When the weight of the world has got you down And you wanna end your life Bills to pay, a dead end job And problems with the wife But don't throw in the towel cause there's a place right down the block Where you can drink your misery away At Flaaamiiing Moe's (Let's all go to Flaming Moes) (Let's all go to Flaming Moes) When liquor in a mug (Moooooe's) Can warm you like a hug (Flaaa-ming Moo-oo-oooe's) Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away...

33. (happiness) (2↑, 6↓)
having everything you need. all the people, the drugs, the atmosphere. everything.

Wow. I don't even want to go to that party because I'm experiencing so much happiness here with my closest friends.

Author: whatdoyouthink? http://happiness.urbanup.com/3327021
34. (happiness) (10↑, 14↓)
1) a word people like to describe poetically and metaphorically on urbandictionary.com 2)the only thing the poor have that the rich dont

dude, i feel really emotional and depressed. im gonna go describe happiness on urbandictionary.com

35. (happiness) (9↑, 13↓)
A state of mind achieved by allowing something personally satistying to enable you to ignore the pain and misery in the world. A feeling of euphoria.

It makes me happy when you compliment me on my sexual prowess

36. (happiness) (8↑, 12↓)
What happens when you're waiting for the novelty to wear off.

What was that? Oh... i see

37. (Happiness) (7↑, 11↓)
Enjoying, showing, or marked by pleasure, satisfaction, or joy.

Happiness is something everyone wants but few actually get. She is happiness.

38. (Happiness) (7↑, 12↓)
"The contemplation of another's misery." - Ambrose Bierce (Author)

Happiness is not to be confused with love, which creates satisfaction for all parties, for example your spouse and yourself.

39. (happiness) (5↑, 10↓)
Box of little muffins to eat after bunning your joe

Stoner1: Have you got any happiness? StonerB: Dunno, what's happiness? Stoner1: Look it up on www.urbandictionary.com, dude

40. (happiness) (29↑, 34↓)
Happiness is a brief period of pleasure and joy followed by greater misery and pain ahead...it is a sick vicious cycle until we die then we may find absolute happiness or absolute misery. The same logic applies to luck.

I became a rich person and had it all...I was on top of the world, then suddenly...BAM\! My world fell apart on me and now I am miserable\!

41. (Happiness) (7↑, 12↓)
It's unobtainable to whats the point defining it

Oh mother, I've attained happiness\! Oh wait, i'm on acid..

42. (happiness) (1↑, 7↓)
a word that is, in French, a homophone to '[boner]'(spelled 'bonheur' in French), and therefore used as such by high school students with issues.

Men are happy when they have a 'happiness'. A 'happiness' makes men happy.

43. (happiness) (3↑, 9↓)
the emotion that occurs when you finally come on top after a struggle in your life, usually doesn't last long.

you've never tasted true happiness if you've never had a big struggle in your life.

44. (happiness) (6↑, 13↓)
The state of having a boner

I am experiencing true happiness right now

45. (happiness) (8↑, 16↓)
happiness is kind of like collapsing on the floor in a tidal wave of your own boiling hot diarrhea, at the same time, getting slapped lightly across the bell-end with an electrified sledge-hammer to the tune of "let the bodys hit the floor" by drowning pool.........

"I'd be happy if I wasn't retarded" - A Retard

46. (Happiness) (7↑, 16↓)
Merely fairytale material.

"...happily ever after." "And they lived in eternal happiness."

47. (happiness) (3↑, 12↓)
happiness is a feeling of pure bliss, following a pleasurably experience. Duh.

Guess what i am talking about.

48. (happiness) (23↑, 33↓)
To quote Ayn Rand, the greatest philosopher who ever lived: "Happiness is that state of consciousness which proceeds from the achievement of one's values."

I really don't feel like explaining. Go look it up in Peikoff's book or something. Yeah.

49. (Happiness) (14↑, 26↓)
pot,weed or mary-j

lets go smoke some happiness

50. (happiness) (11↑, 24↓)
having sex with multiple, very hot women, while eating a Hershey bar. Mmmmmmmmmm.

"Hey Chuck, remember that time I had sex with those two asian chicks while eatin a Hershey bar.. that was awesome..."

51. (happiness) (9↑, 23↓)
Something man doesn't know until he's married. Then it's too late.

John went and got married. R.I.P., chance of him finding happiness.

52. (Happiness) (14↑, 36↓)
Simple. Drugs. this is NOT happiness..[runescape]

Led:(goes to prescription counter) Hi, do you have happiness in pill form. Pharmasict: Only OTC "drugs" here buddy.

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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